Friday Fill-Ins #139

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1. He was a total fucktard, and it is a good thing we are divorced.

2. School starting is what I look forward to most this time of year.

3. My best friend totally ROCKS.

4. Life is not always easy, to be honest with you.

5. Appearances can be complete deceptions.

6. The last person I gave a hug to was my son, Colt.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to playing Farm Town and World of Warcraft, tomorrow my plans include sleeping late and doing nothing and Sunday, I want to watch a movie or two!

Queen's Meme: Message in a Bottle

Queen Mimi has challenged us to post "A Message In A Bottle".

Click here for the RULES and to get a copy of the graphic to use!

Here is my graphic with my favorite quote...

Queen's Meme - Dating

The Queen's Meme

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Are you up for the challenge? Take a look at these seven dating profile headlines from real dating sites. Imagine you are trying to find a date and these gems have just landed in your inbox. How would you respond to them? Write a comeback response to each one. Be sarcastic, be funny, be brave! Spelling errors not my own. Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.

1. Birdbrain looking for a mate - Is a birdbath deep enough to drown someone?

2. Where Are All The Bad Girls? Standing in the corner thinking about their bad behavior.

3. A Good Woman Is Hard To Fine - Depends on what you are fining her for. Did she run a red light?

4. Does God Know You've Escaped From Heaven? - Yes! I have been tasked with saving the world from idiots.

5. I Put the Fun in DysFUNctional - you put the tard in Fucktard

6. Does this profile make me look fat? Only if you hold it upside down, squint your eyes, stick out your tongue and rub your belly in circles.

7. I'm a no nonsince person with little tolorrance for stupitity- you are one of the reasons God let me escape heaven.

Heads or Tails: Pail Pale

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Why was the pail pale? It wasn't a well bucket.

Wanna Date My Avatar?

New from "The Guild"! I love it!!!!

Rest In Peace Marie

BONNE TERRE — Alice Marie Spangler Dear, 60, of Bonne Terre passed away August, 11, 2009, a daughter of the late Norman and Francis Swaringim Spangler.

Surviving are: Four children, two brothers, seven sisters, ten grandchildren; three great grandchildren, and many other relatives and friends.

Funeral services: Saturday, August 15, 2009, at 11:00 a.m. at Bryson Funeral Home.

Visitation: Friday, August 14, 2009: 5:00pm to 8:00pm.

Interment at Glover Cemetery.

Memorials may be made to her family.

Marie is my sister-in-laws, sister. Marie will be deeply missed by all. Please know that you all are in our thoughts and prayers.

Another Sad Day...Les Paul

Rest in Peace Les. You will be deeply missed.

Les Paul, 1915 - 2009 Los Angeles Times

Les Paul Dies New York Times

Yummy!! Burrito!

You life large, and you're happiest when you're the center of attention.

You are popular and appealing. You are charming and naturally flirtatious.

You are a trendsetter. You're always trying something new, and you never get stuck in a rut.

You are open minded and adventurous. You love to mix seemingly random elements together.

You Are a Burrito

What Mexican Food Are You?