Dad is a Peacock (Joke)

I got this in my email this morning and just had to share.
It provided a good morning laugh for me!

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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
We decided
to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had
spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad
kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every
time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter
old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he
did not bat an eye in his response.

'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you
were my son.'