May 28, 2008

Hump Day Humor: Ponderisms/Ponderings

Hump Day Humor Fourteenth Edition


This is a weekly meme for Hump Day~Wednesdays. Participants will post anything humorous: email forwards, pictures, happenings, or personal stories that go along with the question(s) and/or theme that is posted for that Wednesday.

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Fourteenth Edition

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

~Ponderisms/Ponderings~

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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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14 comments:

  1. caronWednesday, May 28, 2008 10:40:00 AM

    I found your blog from "that's my answer" Here's a question I've pondered from time to time....Why are there locks on stores that are open 24 hours a day?

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  2. ShannonWWednesday, May 28, 2008 11:45:00 AM

    Hi Caron! It is nice to meet you.

    That is a good ponderism :)

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  3. AnonymousWednesday, May 28, 2008 12:18:00 PM

    How did you know I sang the ABC song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star? hehe

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  4. KristenWednesday, May 28, 2008 12:33:00 PM

    Cute. This made me smile.

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  5. ShannonWWednesday, May 28, 2008 12:44:00 PM

    Gina...hehe :) I did the same thing when I read it the first time.

    Family...thank you :) Smiles are good for the soul!

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  6. MercedesWednesday, May 28, 2008 1:04:00 PM

    I believe I have seen a few of these-lol! Did you like my Questions to Ponder? Oopsie-hehe! Thanks for playing this week! I still sing the abc song each time I read this. Thanks for visiting mine

    Happy Hump Day!

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  7. ShannonWWednesday, May 28, 2008 1:09:00 PM

    I did enjoy them Mercedes :)

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  8. BarbWednesday, May 28, 2008 3:16:00 PM

    Oh those are funny, funny!!!

    Yeesssss.. me and hubby have been playing WoW almost a year now. Silly us, at OUR age. LOL!

    We used to play on Malfurion, but about a month ago we switched to The Scryers. Where do you play????

    This is so funny :P

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  9. ShannonWWednesday, May 28, 2008 3:18:00 PM

    Hey Skittles! Thanks for visiting.

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  10. AnonymousWednesday, May 28, 2008 4:02:00 PM

    You know, I always felt sorry for the Coyote. Just once, I wanted to see one of his intricate plans work out.

    Great ponderingisms by the way :)

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  11. Bud FisherWednesday, May 28, 2008 4:53:00 PM

    Love it. Now I'm looking for those pennies...

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  12. ShannonWWednesday, May 28, 2008 6:56:00 PM

    Bevies...I always felt so for him also. He should have one at least once :)

    Bud...they might make you rich!

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  13. threesidesofcrazyWednesday, May 28, 2008 7:18:00 PM

    Great list - so where are the answers? LOL

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  14. ShannonWWednesday, May 28, 2008 9:42:00 PM

    Ackkkk!!! Answers? My brain would explode! hehe

    Thanks for visiting Tamy.

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