Hump Day Humor Fifteenth Edition: The Office
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A Little Office Prayer
Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they ticked me off...
And also
Help me to be careful
Of the toes I step on today as they
May be connected to the hind end
That I may have to kiss tomorrow...!
Ten If's You Need to Know to Get Along at Work:
1. If it rings, put it on hold.
2. If it clunks, call the repairman.
3. If it whistles, ignore it.
4. If it's a friend, stop work and chat.
5. If it's the Boss, look busy.
6. If it talks, take notes.
7. If it's handwritten, type it.
8. If it's typed, copy it.
9. If it's copied, file it.
10. If it's Friday, FORGET IT!!
Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they ticked me off...
And also
Help me to be careful
Of the toes I step on today as they
May be connected to the hind end
That I may have to kiss tomorrow...!
Ten If's You Need to Know to Get Along at Work:
1. If it rings, put it on hold.
2. If it clunks, call the repairman.
3. If it whistles, ignore it.
4. If it's a friend, stop work and chat.
5. If it's the Boss, look busy.
6. If it talks, take notes.
7. If it's handwritten, type it.
8. If it's typed, copy it.
9. If it's copied, file it.
10. If it's Friday, FORGET IT!!
I love the 10 If's.
ReplyDeleteMe too. I am thinking about posting a copy of it on my office door.
ReplyDeleteSo true and funny!!
ReplyDeleteI absolutely love this! Oh so true! I believe I might make a few copies to share with some friends at work~especially the secretary. That prayer is hilarious too!
ReplyDeleteBTW~did you like the Mr. Linky? I believe I am going to do away with it-it was getting to be too much work trying to keep up with it and the comment s when some people would do one or the other or both. I can also edit comments in case someone doesn't put the right link in. Hope you don't mind!
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Happy Hump Day!
Mercedes
Mere...I love the new header for your blog!
ReplyDeleteMr. Linky tends to be a pain most of the time. Personally I would rather work with people's comments and not worry about Mr. Linky.
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