Sunday Stealing: Sentence Endings

Sunday Stealing: "The Finish This Sentence" Meme
Hosted by Judd Corizan

1. My uncle once hit himself in the leg with an axe.

2. Never in my life have I been para-sailing.

3. When I was five my parents enrolled me in school and made me ride the bus every day.

4. High school was stressful.

5. I will never forget to wash my hands after using the bathroom.

6. Once I met Fredbird, the St. Louis Cardinals mascot.

7. There’s this boy I know that liked to sleep during class.

8. Once, at a bar, I dumped my drink on my ex-husband's head.

9. By noon, I’m still sleepy but getting work done.

10. Last night I packed the car for our trip home.

11. If only I had a million dollars I could move out of Missouri.

12. Next time I go to church I will sing in the choir.

13. What worries me most is that I will not be able to pay all my bills on time.

14. When I turn my head left I see my book shelf and a fan.

15. When I turn my head right I see the wall.

16. You know I’m lying when I won't look you in the eye.

17. What I miss most about the Eighties is the music!

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be lost and not sure who to pick.

19. By this time next year I will be living and working in Wisconsin.

20. A better name for me would be Ms. Procrastinator.

21. I have a hard time understanding stupid people.

22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll get a Master's Degree in Business.

23. You know I like you if I make an effort to talk to you.

24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be my mother.

25. Take my advice, never take the one you love for granted.