The Mimi Boop Meme

Mimi from "Mimi Writes" posted this fun meme today and being the meme addict that I am I just had to play along. Come join the fun!

1. I am good when I am sleeping or working.

2. I am naughty when I all alone with The Man and we have some free time.

3. The world would be a better place if people would Deck the Halls with large balls of play doh instead of filling my head with thoughts of all the stupidity and cruelty in the world.

4. Have you ever snuck into the living room in the middle of the night, unwrapped your gifts and wrapped them back just to see what was under the Christmas tree for you? Come on.....you can tell me. I did this many times as a child. My mom would get very mad at me and would make me wait until last to open my gifts.

5. Have you ever been stuck in a chimney? No, I have never even been in a chimney.

6. Who would you like to stuff in a stocking and why? There are a few people I would like to stuff into a stocking...but only if it will shut them the hell up!

7. Could you name the 12 Days of Christmas, the 3 Wise Men and all of Santa's Reindeer if your life depended on it? OK wiseguy. Prove it.
12 Days of Christmas: Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping,Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree!
3 Wise Men: I am not sure of their names but they brought gold, and frankincense and myrrh.
Santa's Reindeer: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blixen (and Rudolph hehe)

8. On the 13th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me...a round trip ticket to Ireland, for a two week vacation for me, him and the kids.

9. Imagine that Santa Claus really does exist for a moment. If the Big Guy could grant you any wish, what would your most hedonistic and self-centered wish be? A million dollars of course! To pay off debts and bills and to move to a different state.

10. When you make your list, do you check it twice and find out who's been naughty or nice or do you just get everybody a box of chocolate covered cherries and call it a day? I prefer to just buy everyone a gift and call it a day. However the naughty one on the list (The Man) may get something a little extra special *wink*