Saturday Survey: Feb 7, 2009

Saturday Survey is brought to you by: Amorous Rocker

If you were a waiter/waitress, do you think you would you make good tips? Yes, because I am nice to everyone.

What is the best junk food item to get at a carnival? Funnel cakes and cotton candy

What if there were two of you? Would the world be in trouble? No

Forget about toppings. What type of CRUST do you like on pizzas? Thin

Would you care to have tea with the Mad Hatter & March Hare? No thank you

Do you still say "your mom" as a response in conversation? Sometimes

Would you prefer an ice cream sundae or an ice cream cone? Ice cream cone

Captain Crunch vs. Count Chocula: Which is the better cereal? Count Chocula

Do you collect toys from McDonald's, hoping they will be valuable one day? Not anymore

You oversleep for school or work. What is the most probable reason why? I forgot to set the alarm

When you die, would you like a burial or cremation? Burial

What are the best kind of Girl Scout cookies? Thin Mint

If a cop was following you, would it make you paranoid? Yes

Do you watch movies with the subtitles on? Yes

What game show would you like to be on? Press Your Luck

Can you burp the alphabet? No

Have you ever had an allergic reaction to a certain medication? No

What makes you feel all warm & fuzzy inside? Cute puppies and babies

Do you read trashy romance novels? No

Do you like to have ice in your drinks? Yes

Do you watch independent films? yes

Do you constantly doubt yourself? yes

Have you ever played computer solitaire for hours on end? Yes

Are you scared of rollercoasters? No

Roll-on gel, solid stick, or spray deodorant? Solid stick

What's the funniest thing you've ever read on a bathroom stall? "If you can read this, you are too close."

If you saw wet cement, would you place your handprint in it? Yes

Have you ever seen anyone fall down an escalator? Yes

Do you think wearing jeans to work is unprofessional? Yes, but it depends on the job

Are you uneasy about eating from a buffet? Yes

When telemarketers call your house, do they mispronounce your last name? Yes

Can you honestly tell the difference between DiGiorno and delivery pizza? Yes

Favorite flavor of Vitamin Water? lemon

Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to about important stuff? Yes

Do you ever get "good morning" texts from anyone? Yes

Where is your biological father right now? Deceased

What would you do if you opened your front door and it was Lil' Wayne standing there? Ask him what the hell he wants

Are you a patient person? Most of the time

What is your favorite fruit? Strawberries

Have you ever had a black and white cat? Yes