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1. If I never see naked worms with bouncing boobs again it will be too soon.
2. Should I meet my Maker tomorrow, I would ask for one more day on earth to answer a few more memes.
3. Never in my life have I stressed like I did today.
4. I should always allow more time to eat more ice cream.
5. I should've never listened to ex-husband while under the influence of an after sex high.
6. I never balance my checkbook in my car but I should always carry a calculator with me just in case.
7. I should spend more money on ice cream and chocolate because it makes me happy. I should spend less money on cleaning supplies because it makes me sad.
8. Cell phone conversations should never be shared with strangers.
9. I should tell Vickie that I never really meant to make her feel I do not love her. Because I love her with all my heart and always will.
10. Never in a million years would I want you to know why Lindsay Lohan is so popular!
2. Should I meet my Maker tomorrow, I would ask for one more day on earth to answer a few more memes.
3. Never in my life have I stressed like I did today.
4. I should always allow more time to eat more ice cream.
5. I should've never listened to ex-husband while under the influence of an after sex high.
6. I never balance my checkbook in my car but I should always carry a calculator with me just in case.
7. I should spend more money on ice cream and chocolate because it makes me happy. I should spend less money on cleaning supplies because it makes me sad.
8. Cell phone conversations should never be shared with strangers.
9. I should tell Vickie that I never really meant to make her feel I do not love her. Because I love her with all my heart and always will.
10. Never in a million years would I want you to know why Lindsay Lohan is so popular!
Naken worms???? okaaaayyyyyyy
ReplyDeleteI don't really want to ever know why Lindsey Lohan is so popular so you are safe there...
#5 and naked worms cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteHa!
Worms have boobs?
ReplyDeleteLOL I have been having really strange dreams lately...and one of those dreams included naked worms with boobs!!!
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