Thursday Thunks - The Christmas Version

C- What color/flavor candy cane should I put in your stocking? Cherry for me please!

H- If Santa really comes down the chimney of people's houses and he busts out the bricks on the way down, do you think that is covered by his Christmas insurance? It damn well better! Or I am taking a few Reindeer until he pays up.

R- Did you know that rabbits eat their own poop to get the nutrients from the food that they didn't get from it the first time they ate it? Yes, and that is gross.

I- Have you ever sucked on an icicle? Yes.

S- Do you think there is too much sex on tv? Not really

T- We're eating tacos. Taco sauce - hot, medium, mild or OMG my butthole is going to hurt tomorrow! ? As mild as possible!

M- Are you sick of Christmas music yet? No!

A- Add up the number of windows in your house, subtract that number by the number of doors you have in your house, multiply that by the number of hallways you have in your house and then add the number of light switches. Whats your answer? 14 windows, 5 doors, 0 hallways and 9 light switches...too much math for my brain!

S- You build a snowman (yes you really do), what color hat do you have him wear? And now you are going to build a sand castle (yes, shut up, you do that too), does it have a moat? My snowman has a blue hat with a matching blue scarf. And of course my sand castle has a moat. EVERY castle needs a moat...no matter what it is made of!