1. My uncle once : helped my Dad build my brother and I a go-cart.
2. Never in my life : have I been parasailing.
3. When I was seventeen : I read a lot (and I still do).4. High School was : terrible at times.
5. I will never forget : those I love.
6. I once met : some friends at the county fair.
7. There’s this girl I know who : means the world to me (my daughter).
8. Once, at a bar : I danced until I was too dizzy to stand.
9. By noon, I’m usually : wore out.
10. Last night : I stayed up rather late.
11. If only I had : more money.
12. Next time I go to gym/church : I will pay more attention.
13. Susan Boyle : makes me sad.
14. What worries me most : is death.
15. When I turn my head left, I see : a bag of chips.
16. When I turn my head right, I see : a bottle of water.
17. You know I’m lying when : I don't want to talk to you because the truth really does hurt sometimes.
18. What I miss most about the eighties : is being carefree with no bills to pay.
19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be : Izabella
20. By this time next year : I hope to be skinnier.
21. A better name for me would be : lonely.
22. I have a hard time understanding : abusers and stupidity.
23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll : get a Master's Degree.
24. You know I like you if : I talk to you.
25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be : my children.
26. When I compare 80’s rock to 90’s rock : I find that I like 80's rock much better.
27. Take my advice, never : date a loser.
28. My ideal breakfast is : scrambled eggs, bacon, biscuits, gravy and orange juice.
29. A song I love, but do not own is : "Cold" by Maroon 5
31. My favorite Beatle is :Ringo Starr
32. Why won’t people : grow the hell up!
33. If you spend the night at my house : be prepared to be covered in dog hair.
34. I’d stop my wedding for : a medical emergency.
35. The world could do without : my family and friends.
36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than : listen to any more bullshit.
37. My favorite blonde is : my sister-in-law.
38: Paper clips are more useful than : clothespins.
39. If I do anything well, it’s : listen to others.
40. And by the way : I hope you have a wonderful day!
Ooo. We like the same breakfast, more or less. I added grits. Man, now I'm hungry!
ReplyDeleteI've got all excited about biscuits and gravy once and it was awful. But it wasn't made from scratch.
ReplyDeleteAnd, yes, that would be a good reason for preferring the cockroach belly. True.
#33 is hilarious.
Someone else mentioned something like that about Susan Boyle...did something happen to her?
ReplyDeleteYou guys are killing me with all this talk of biscuits and gravy. I'm trying to lose weight and now I'm sitting here thinking about how good that sounds.
"Never date a loser." Good advice but it seems tough for us girls to take that advice when we're younger.