Sunday Stealing: Thursday Thunks

This week's Sunday Stealing is from Thursday Thunk.

1. If you could be a Muppet, which would you be?

Beaker.

2. Why is a chicken crossing the road in the first place??

The chicken was tired of all the craziness on her side of the road.

3. What's your favorite muscle?

The muscle that helps me smile the widest.

4. Cheerios or Rice Krispies?

Cheerios.

5. Is summer ever going to get here?

Summer is here in Wisconsin.

6. Have you ever had a utility turned off by mistake or some other reason besides weather or nonpayment?

Yes, and it was very frustrating!

7. What was your "last day" of something?

My last day of seeing my son alive (via Facetime) was 09 March 2016.

8. If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which one would you choose?

NCIS with Gibbs, Abby and the gang.

9. Did you have any type of class trip, band trip, etc in high school? Where did you go, what did you do?

We took a few trips locally to places like Six Flags Over St. Louis and a few other places.

10. Do your feet smell?

At the moment my feet do not smell.

11. Do you know how to french braid?

I know how to french braid, I am just not very good at it.

12. Two guys are walking down the street. One drops his hat and reaches down to pick it up, the other kicks him in the ass. Do you laugh?

I find that funny, so yes, I would laugh.

13. You wake up one morning and dogs are meowing and cats are barking - what are fish, elephants and crocodiles doing?

The fish are flying, the elephants are dancing and the crocodiles are singing.

14. You are going to your high school reunion. What award are you going to win?

I would win the "bigger than she was in high school" award.

15. You find yourself stranded on a deserted island. Soon you find a laptop with a lifelong battery &; internet connection, then you find a cave with an endless supply of food and a spring of fresh water. A cruise ship comes along to save you - do you get on it?

I would stay on the island because I emailed my family and close friends to come join me. They are all on the cruise ship!

16. How many shortcuts do you have on your desktop?

I only have one shortcut on my desktop and that is to the recycle bin.

17. I offer you a pie... the most delicious pie you have ever seen. You either have to eat the entire thing in one sitting or allow me to slam it into your face, which do you choose?

I would eat the entire thing in one sitting, even though I am sure I would be sick later.

18. Are you a pen stealer?

I have been know to steal a pen or two.  I love pens!

19. A dude from China comes up and offers you German chocolate cake, French fries and a Boston cream pie... what color is your car?

My vehicle is black.

20. Sometimes you just have to tap your foot to your favorite song - which tv series season finale are you watching?

I recently watched The Last Man Standing season finale.