Sunday Stealing: Stolen from Swap Bot

Welcome to this week's Sunday Stealing, which was stolen from Swap Bot!

1. If you could have a remote control that could pause time, what would you do with it?

I would pause me getting older. I want to live as long as possible and being able to stop the aging process would help with that.  

2. What's the silliest thing you believed as a child that you wish were true now?

I believed in Santa Clause.  

3. If your life had a theme song that played every time you entered a room, what song would it be?

Used To Be Young by Miley Cyrus

4. If you were a vegetable, and someone accidentally ate you, what would you want them to say after the first bite?

They would say, "where has this been all my life?!"

5. If you were a flavor of ice cream, which one would you be, and why?

I would be chocolate, because chocolate ice cream is a classic and has stood the test of time.

6. What's the strangest thing you've ever googled or searched for on the internet?

I cannot think of anything strange I have searched the internet for.  I mostly search for home decor, cleaning supplies, clothes, dog treats/food/toys and recipes.

7. If your pet could suddenly talk, what do you think it would say to you first?

I think my dog would ask me where her human Daddy went and if he was ever coming home.

8. If you were a character in a video game, what would be your special move?

I play a Balanced Druid (Horde) in the World of Warcraft.  My special move is tossing moonfire on everything.

9. What's the most bizarre item you've ever bought online?

I purchased shock absorbers for my Jeep from Amazon in 2013.  At the time I thought you HAD to go to a junk yard or auto parts store to get things like shock absorbers.

10. If you could replace the sound of one everyday activity with your own voice, which activity would you choose?

I would change the sound of my doorbell with my own voice.

11. If you were a punctuation mark, which one would you be, and how would you punctuate people's sentences?

I would be a semi-colon so that I would link people's ideas together.

12. If you could have any celebrity be your personal assistant for a day, who would it be, and what tasks would you assign them?

I would hire Ryan Reynolds and ask him to wear his Deadpool outfit.  Then I would assign him the task of driving me to work and back home each day.

13. What would be the worst "buy one, get one free" sale item ever?

Buy one surgery, get one free, would be the worst sale item ever.

14. If you could trade places with any fictional character from a book or movie, who would it be, and what would you do differently in their story?

I would trade places with Captain Malcom Reynolds from the Firefly series/movie.  I would love to travel all over space and have my own spaceship.  As far as doing something differently in his story, I would ensure he found love.

15. If you had to live inside a TV show for a month, which show would you pick, and why?

I would pick The Last Man Standing.  I love their house and I would love to hang out with Tim Allen.