1) You turn on your TV and see a report on the news that your best friend has been arrested for illegal drug trafficking. Are you surprised?
Yes, as far as I know, neither one does drugs and they dont sell them.
2) You find out one of your family members is releasing a tell-all book about your family. Are you worried about what secrets he/she might reveal about you?
Nope, not the least big worried.
3) What was the last thing you bought totally on impulse?
Nothing that I can think of.
4) Remember the story of "The Prince and the Pauper?" There's a movie coming out this summer called "Monte Carlo" which is based on the same basic concept. (A girl played by Selena Gomez and her two friends use their savings for a trip to Paris, which turns out to be a big disaster. Selena's character is mistaken for a British heiress. She pretends to be heiress so that the girls can have a dream vacation.) If this happened to you, would you fess up to not being the heiress or ride the wave of fake fame for a while?
I would fess up. I don't have time for all that crap.
5) When I was in kindergarten and first grade, my school used balloon "alphabet people" to teach us the letters. I'm not sure how effective it really was at teaching me the letters, but I still remember the cheesy balloons to this day. Do you remember how you learned the alphabet?
I don't remember...that was a very long time ago.
6) You're stuck at home by yourself so sick that you don't want to get up off the couch. There is an all-day marathon on TV that you decide to watch to pass the time. What show is the marathon of?
M*A*S*H
7) You win a $1,000 shopping spree to Mall of America. What is the first store of the 400-plus stores in the mall that you will go ravage? (Click here if you want a list of stores to choose from).
Godiva Chocolates!
8) I recently found myself in the middle of a conversation on a co-worker's very public Facebook wall about the music I like to have playing while I have sex. What are a few songs that would be on your making love playlist?
"Angel Eyes" by the Jeff Healey Band; and something by Aerosmith,
9) Yesterday my cousin walked into her living room and found her two young daughters covered head-to-toe in scotch tape. When she asked what they were doing, they said they were "fixing" themselves. What is one thing you wish you could fix with tape?
All the stupidity in the world.
10) Financial expert Dave Ramsey often asks, "What would your bank account say about you?" If I took a peak at your bank statement, what would I see? Are you a penny-pincher? Do you eat at Taco Bell way too often?
It would say...."Good lord woman!! you need to get a second job!"
11) This Sunday is Father's Day, and everyone keeps talking about the positive things their dads did. Well, my father was a horrible man, so I'm sick of all the positivity. Tell me two negative things (and a couple positive things, if you insist) about your father.
He was a mumbler and it drove my mother crazy. Also, he drank too much.
